We almost spit out our tea when we came across this badvertorial in a magazine that shall remain nameless. Seriously?! Who thought it was a good idea to position Cottonelle toilet paper as a red carpet glamour must-have? Our favorite line: "Peruse our Hollywood beauty and fashion tips and learn how Cottonelle brand's extra gentle formula can help you achieve ready-for-your-close-up confidence."
Errr...what part of your body is the paparazzi going to be shooting, exactly? Yikes. Can you say retarded tingles, boys and girls?